Funniest 15 Moments from our Podcasts - Part 3: 5-1
Here at Daddy's Sugar Ball we once produced content regularly and even podcasted every so often. In fact, we produced seven entertaining episodes full of thoughtful and funny conversations among the editors. That's why I'm counting down my 15 funniest moments from our podcasts...
5. A Deal with the Devil (Epsiode 6 - 17:32)

Max Power: Today Kurt Warner retired
ZJ: At his press conference was he like....cloven hooves!!! click-clack click-clack
4. Kelsey Nicole NSFW (Episode 3 - 2:51)

3. Alice Eve (Episode 3 - 26:18)

Bearcat: Her rack is fantastic
ZJ: What would you call it...like a C cup?
Bearcat: No. These are Ds to double Ds.
ZJ: Wow! Like your wife's.
<about 5 seconds of silence>
ZJ: Does that get edited out?
Bearcat: That is definitely getting edited out. If you don't edit that out, I'm going to be pissed. And I know you're dying to not edit that out and if you don't I'm going to be so angry.
2. Our Burn Victims (Episode 3 - 26:20)

Spintrick: Here's a shoutout to all our burn victims.
ZJ: Go burn victims!
Spintrick: I'm pumping my fist and you can't see it. We're rooting for you.
Spintrick: Here's a callout to all the people out there listening.
ZJ: Especially the burnt ones
...
Spintrick: That's sorta in poor taste. Even I'm going to say that.
ZJ: Our burn victims would not appreciate that type of humor.
Spintrick: Do most burn victims like to be cremated after they pass away?
1. Jamie Ford's Worst Feature (Episode 5 - 27:24)

Bearcat: Man hands.
ZJ: Shut up.
Bearcat: Man hands. I'm telling you.
ZJ: Really?
Bearcat: Yeah
ZJ: She's a dark-haired brunette. Gorgeous. And hopefully she'll lose her hands in an industrial accident soon.
Max Power: Where they get melded off or cut off?
ZJ: Either way. It doesn't matter.
Max Power: Would you rather have some partial stumps?
ZJ: No, I'd want full off the stump.
Bearcat: Would you take a SJ...a stump job?
ZJ: Sure.
Bearcat: ZJ getting a SJ.
Max Power: What if they were burned off? Because you know we have a very strong burn victim contingency.
ZJ: Yes. I'd be down with that. The BJ. Wait that's not a BJ. Is that a MJ?...a melt job?
ZJ: You burn victims call in and let me know what is that called when you use your little flippers.
ZJ: I don't know what it's called. Is it an FJ?
Bearcat: FJ.
ZJ: A flip job
Thanks for coming and suckling Daddy's Sugar Ball...
5. A Deal with the Devil (Epsiode 6 - 17:32)

Max Power: Today Kurt Warner retired
ZJ: At his press conference was he like....cloven hooves!!! click-clack click-clack
4. Kelsey Nicole NSFW (Episode 3 - 2:51)
Spintrick: Well Spintrick's Chick Pick of the Moment is this woman named Kelsey Nicole.
ZJ: You should have like intro music
Spintrick: Yeah I should have my own bit there probably. Whatever I said her name was...Kelsey Nicole. Playboy cyber girl. She's my current screen saver as we can all see.
ZJ: Oh...she looks very nice. She looks smart.
Bearcat: Very smart
Spintrick: She could be
ZJ: Intelligent
Spintrick: With those boobs she could have another brain in each one of those boobs. I mean...three brains. That's a lot of brains.
Bearcat: Do we know any of her turn-ons or turn-offs?
Spintrick: Who cares?
Bearcat: Hobbies?
Spintrick: It looks like hot is one of her main hobbies.
3. Alice Eve (Episode 3 - 26:18)

Bearcat: Her rack is fantastic
ZJ: What would you call it...like a C cup?
Bearcat: No. These are Ds to double Ds.
ZJ: Wow! Like your wife's.
<about 5 seconds of silence>
ZJ: Does that get edited out?
Bearcat: That is definitely getting edited out. If you don't edit that out, I'm going to be pissed. And I know you're dying to not edit that out and if you don't I'm going to be so angry.
2. Our Burn Victims (Episode 3 - 26:20)

Spintrick: Here's a shoutout to all our burn victims.
ZJ: Go burn victims!
Spintrick: I'm pumping my fist and you can't see it. We're rooting for you.
Spintrick: Here's a callout to all the people out there listening.
ZJ: Especially the burnt ones
...
Spintrick: That's sorta in poor taste. Even I'm going to say that.
ZJ: Our burn victims would not appreciate that type of humor.
Spintrick: Do most burn victims like to be cremated after they pass away?
1. Jamie Ford's Worst Feature (Episode 5 - 27:24)

Bearcat: Man hands.
ZJ: Shut up.
Bearcat: Man hands. I'm telling you.
ZJ: Really?
Bearcat: Yeah
ZJ: She's a dark-haired brunette. Gorgeous. And hopefully she'll lose her hands in an industrial accident soon.
Max Power: Where they get melded off or cut off?
ZJ: Either way. It doesn't matter.
Max Power: Would you rather have some partial stumps?
ZJ: No, I'd want full off the stump.
Bearcat: Would you take a SJ...a stump job?
ZJ: Sure.
Bearcat: ZJ getting a SJ.
Max Power: What if they were burned off? Because you know we have a very strong burn victim contingency.
ZJ: Yes. I'd be down with that. The BJ. Wait that's not a BJ. Is that a MJ?...a melt job?
ZJ: You burn victims call in and let me know what is that called when you use your little flippers.
ZJ: I don't know what it's called. Is it an FJ?
Bearcat: FJ.
ZJ: A flip job
Thanks for coming and suckling Daddy's Sugar Ball...


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