Sports Headlines

Philadelphia Inquirer: The Vote Is In: Eagles’ Reid Must Go
We get to vote on firing coaches now?!? This is awesome. I have a list of guys I have wanted to fire for years. Where is the voting booth?
CBS Sports: Both Sides Must Stand Down in NBA Taffy Pull
Whoever wrote that headline should be terminated and then lit on fire in the street as an example for copy editors everywhere.
Denver Post: Broncos Rushing Back to the Future
Tim Tebow fills Mr. Fusion with foreskins and the flux-capacitor is ready to fire.
Charlotte Observer: Coach K Set To Surpass His Mentor
Satan, Hitler or Pol Pot? I can’t remember which one he referenced in those AMEX ads…
Fox Sports: Papelbon Deal Has Trickle-Down Effect
Reaganomics is the new Moneyball…
National Post: A Crisis of Faith in Happy Valley
Treating football as a religion and coaches like deities is what caused this mess. Sports writers are partly to blame for this condition of treating sports like religion.


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