Entertainment News the DSB Way...

Kirstie Alley Called and She Wants Her Muumuu Back

                                         

It appears that Jessica Simpson has once again found love and she can't stop telling the world about Eric Johnson, the former NFL tight end. On Monday, she posted a photo of him on her Twitter account along with the caption, "I have a major crush on you." DSB finds this totally believable because by the looks of it, Simpson could easily crush anything these days by just sitting on it.

Montana's Great Wide Open

                            

Montana Fishburne wanted fame and fortune and decided porn was the best route to achieve the notoriety regardless of how it destroyed her relationship with her father Laurence. "I've watched how successful Kim Kardashian became and I think a lot of it was due to the release of her sex tape," Montana said in July. Apparently things aren't all rainbows and unicorns for Montana though as TMZ is reporting that she is checking herself into a California facility that specializes in anger management, behavioral problems and mental illnesses. Let's see...she has easy money at her fingertips (as her dad makes $350,000 per CSI episode), but instead she chooses to follow the Kim Kardishian business plan while taking it up the ass from a guy named Pumper in her latest sex tape. DSB is going out on a limb and confirming she may have some issues that need to be addressed in counseling.

Looking for Megan Fox's Peach Pit

                                    

In the latest Details magazine, actor Brian Austin Green spoke of his six-year relationship with Megan Fox, "It's not something I ever thought would be serious. But she brought out parts of me that I had lost in my last relationship...Megan was a big part of boosting my confidence." I completely understand what Green is talking about as I've also imagined parts of me being brought out and boosted by Fox on more than one occasion. Needless to say, it wasn't my confidence.

Where the Wild Things Are

                                    

Yesterday on Ellen, the Jersey Shore cast defended themselves and their lifestyle. Snooki attempted to give the viewers a glimpse into their real world, "I think no one knows how we really are. We have, like, different sides. Obviously you see us on the show we party, we do this, and we do that. But outside of the show, we're very quiet. I'll go to frickin' Barnes & Nobles, get a coffee and just sit down and read." DSB has learned that Snooki's statement is indeed true and in the next couple of weeks she hopes to find out the fate of the Poky Little Puppy and if the Little Engine really could.

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