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Ooh La La with Zsa Zsa

Some things don't get better with age...

Zsa Zsa Gabor went under the knife again yesterday. But instead of working on the body she will be getting some maintenance on the chassis.  The 93-year old Hungarian actress broke her hip Saturday night “falling out of bed.”  DSB reached out to her publicist for comment regarding the former sex symbol’s health.  We were informed that Gabor had elected to receive a pelvis and hip made completely from titanium so as to ensure that her sex life would not be affected and that she would still “reverse cowgirl with the best of them.” 

Just Eat It


AnnaLynne McCord celebrated her 23rd birthday last night be taking a trip to the swanky Nobu West with close family and friends.  DSB planted a mole within Nobu’s wait staff and can report that waif actress ordered a celery stick, a baby carrot, a diet coke watered down to ensure a complete lack of caloric value and half a Tic-Tac for desert.

Coke Is It


DSB has learned that Lindsay Lohan received a $100,000 personal loan on Thursday of last week. The purpose of the loan was to cover expenses leading up to her incarceration which is scheduled to start on Tuesday.  The money is being spent on coke, Grey Goose Vodka, nail polish remover and coke. (Did I mention that she would be buying coke?) Nothing like going on a pre-incarceration bender to make sure that you are prepared for a 90 day stint in the pokie. 

Desperation Is a Stinky Cologne 

I still look young in this outfit... it just screams that I am still in my 20's...

Jennifer Aniston is getting a great deal of attention for stripping down in a new advertisement promoting her new perfume, Lolavie.  The perfume which is said to be a fragrance developed from Aniston’s “personal library of scent memories” has the scent of night-blooming jasmine, inspiration from her childhood days of vacationing in Greece and the stink of desperation following multiple failed relationships and continued failure to find anything that could be considered real work since the wrap of her hit NBC show that in all actuality was never really very funny.

Thanks for coming and suckling on Daddy's Sugar Ball...
Bearcat

Posted by Bearcat at 7/20/2010 9:00 AM
Categories: Entertainment News
Tags: AnnaLynne McCord Zsa Zsa Gabor Lindsay Lohan Lolavie Jennifer Aniston
 

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