Entertainment News The DSB Way
In the parlance of our times, she owes money all over town... including to known pornographers:

Perennial DSB punching bag, Lindsay Lohan is being sued by an LA boutique after running up a $17,000 bill. Lindsay has tried to make good on the bill by providing payment of 180 bucks (I am not making that up.) In case you were wondering the boutique (Tough as Nails) is a shoe store and the five figure bill was racked up over a couple visits. The store extended the credit to Lohan between November of 2009 and this past February. If the store's management was not aware of what was common knowledge (Lohan’s downward spiral and money issues) then they are getting what they deserved.
Party Like It's 1999:

These bracelets symbolize the fact that we will never be employable!!!
Officials in LA are investigating the death of a 15 year-old girl who died at a rave held at the Los Angeles Coliseum. The two day event drew 185,000 people. The young girl died of an overdose after drinking from a friend's water bottle that was laced with ecstasy. I know what you asking… People still go to raves? What is this...1999?
The Party Is Canceled:

Getting canned via text message has to suck...
Cult comedy and anti-Entourage sitcom Party Down was canceled yesterday. The approximately 150 people that regularly watched this very funny show are all in mourning. Starz does not care. Also not coming back any time soon, Freaks and Geeks, Arrested Development, MST3K, The Tick, Farscape, My So-Called Life and Firefly… so get over it.
Save Ferris:

Is your mommy home? No... Good now tell me what you are wearing... slooowly.
Jeffrey Jones, best known for playing the principal in Ferris Bueller’s Day Off, was charged yesterday with a felony count of failing to update his sex offender registration. For those of you may have forgotten Jones was clipped in 2003 for taking sexually explicit photos of a minor. Makes that bus ride scene at the end of Ferris Bueller come off a little different now that you know this…right?
Hotness:

Ashley Greene (who is 23) will next appear in LOL, a remake of a French comedy with Miley Cyrus playing the role of a high school student. No snark on this one… I just wanted to post a picture of Ashley Greene.
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