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Dianetics 2: Electric Boogaloo


L.Ron foretold of Les Grossman in his prophetic Dianetics
 
Tom Cruise reprised his role as Les Grossman (NSFW) from Tropic Thunder last night during Jennifer Lopez’s hip-hop performance.  Why these two were on stage together makes absolutely zero sense to me but maybe I am just getting too old.  DSB reached out to Katie Holmes for reaction to her husband’s booty shaking performance as a Jewish Hollywood mogul and we were told that Katie “loved it” but was unable to comment further as she was working with Suri Baby L. Ron to study for her stress test and to explain how daddy was doing a dance to increase his thetan quota.  

Coleman Grilled


Gary Coleman's Casket 

The ex-wife of the late Diff’rent Strokes star Gary Coleman is going to court seeking control of his estate.  Apparently Coleman’s ex-wife Shannon Price believes that she is about to come into a great deal of money from Gary’s camping empire. Ms. Price is expecting to hit it big with Coleman lanterns and coolers. Needless to say Gary never told her he made his money on 80’s TV, not Coleman Fuel. 

Surprise! Douche Bags Like Douche Bag Things



Jersey Shore "stars" Pauly D and Vinny announced during yesterday’s MTV Movie Awards that they were big fans of the Twilight movie franchise and they had “mad respect for Team Edward, Team Jacob and everybody in between.”  DSB followed up with an off camera question of what else the Jersey Shore crew had "mad respect" for...here is the list:

Ed Hardy
Cubic Zirconium
Zima
Axe Body Spray
Fake Tanner
H2 Hummers
Bud Light Lime
Bench Pressing
White Shoes
Those Really Huge Cans of Red Bull
The Color Teal
A Wide Stance
Bros Icing Bros
Herpes (A must read link)

Plastic Surgery Repossession


This picture is not photoshopped... At least not by DSB. I know it looks photoshopped, but that is just how she looks.

Keeping it in New Jersey… The Real Housewives of New Jersey star Teresa Giudice finally broke her silence after reports surfaced that she and her husband had filed for bankruptcy while being $8.7M in debt. Currently, the couple's massive debt is four times their liquidated net worth. The thrash reality TV star blamed the downward economy and said that despite her husband’s hard work their real estate ventures died. Ms. Giudice said that she and her family were looking forward to the “fresh start” that bankruptcy could provide. And a fresh start it will be since they have filed for Chapter 7 which provides for the liquidation of assets in order to pay debts. I wonder if the bank will be able to repossess any of that plastic surgery work she had done?

Thanks for coming and suckling on Daddy’s Sugar Ball…
Bearcat

Posted by Bearcat at 6/8/2010 9:00 AM
Categories: Entertainment News
Tags: Red Bull Plastic Surgery White Shoes Baby Suri Ed Hardy Douche Bags Entertainment News Cubic Zirconium MTV L. Ron Hubbard Gary Coleman Tom Cruise Zima Bud Light Lime Real Housewives Katie Holmes Teal Herpes Axe Body Spray Scientology Entertainment News The DSB Way Jersey Shore
 

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