Entertainment News...The DSB Way

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Drugs Did Not Break Up the Coreys:
                                   

The LA County Coroner has reported that Corey Haim died from pneumonia complicated by an enlarged heart and narrowed blood vessels.  While drugs were in Haim’s system they played “no role” in the actors death.  Haim’s cause of death was listed as “community-acquired pneumonia.”  While he had eight different drugs in his system and a life long drug problem it was pneumonia that killed him.  It was not the 553 prescription pills that he obtained over the course of the two months leading up to his death.  It was pneumonia.  It was not the Valium and Xanax or Vicodin or Oxycontin that he took daily.  It was pneumonia.  Of course, I’m not a forensic pathologist. So what do I know…

The Role She Was Born To Play:
                                

MTV News is reporting that DSB Entertainment News regular Lindsay Lohan has been cast to play the role of iconic porn star Linda Lovelace in an upcoming biopic.  Originally, Anna Faris was rumored to be in line for the role but in what can only be described as some reverse method acting Lohan has been linked to the Deep Throat starlet's role.  I can only wonder how Lindsay’s father will make this all about him.

Laughing At Your Own Jokes Is Annoying:
                               

NBC announced today that Jimmy Fallon, who for some reason is listed as a comedian, will host the Emmy Awards broadcast on July 8th.  It is obvious to this blogger that NBC was looking for a shaky, unfunny, deer-in-the-headlights host to emcee the annual circle-jerk celebration of garbage that is on television these days.  Once again NBC outdoes itself.

Gay News Update:
   
       One of these two likes to blow men and the other just has gay looking facial hair...

Jason Pfeiffer is the man who claims to have had a sexual affair with Michael Jackson right up until his death .  The Jon Favreau look-a-like even went on the always reliable Extra to tell his story.  Naturally, Joe Jackson told TMZ that this was not true and that his son was not gay.  DSB reached out to Joe Jackson for further comment and specifically wanted to know how the Jackson patriarch knew his son’s sexual proclivities.  Joe responded back: “I beat the gay out of him.”  Nice.

People In Glass Houses Shouldn’t Throw Cell Phones:
                       

Naomi “Misdemeanor Assault” Campbell recently went on The Oprah Winfrey Show to discuss her notorious attacks on employees, co-workers and taxi drivers.  The mid-afternoon mea culpa resulted in Naomi saying “I’m ashamed of every thing I’ve ever done.”  Everything?  Even waking up in the morning? Moving on… Oprah went so far during the interview as to call the sometimes-model-sometimes-cell phone-attacker "a diva".  Is it me or is that the pot calling the kettle bl-...ummm...well you can see where that was going. 

Thanks for coming and suckling on Daddy's Sugar Ball...
Bearcat

Posted by Bearcat at 5/5/2010 11:30 AM
Categories: Entertainment News
Tags: Naomi Campbell Joe Jackson Coreys Michael Jackson Gay News Update NBC Oprah Lindsay Lohan Entertainment News Jimmy Fallon FAIL
 

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