The brother of self-righteous bitch Oscar winner Mo’Nique apologized on Monday for molesting his sister over a period of two years when they were both children.  Mo’Nique’s brother Gerald Imes told Oprah during an appearance on her show that the abuse occurred when he was 13 and she was seven years old but that he denied it for decades. Unsurprisingly, Mo’Nique declined to appear on the show.  DSB was contacted by Mackenzie Phillips who just wanted to remind everyone that she had a decade long consensual incestuous relationship with her father and that her wounds are still healing as the poster child for incest. 

Professional Jackass Steve-O recently appeared on the George Lopez show and during an early segment he showed his devotion to supporting George’s “Keep Kate” campaign by stapling signs to his body that said Vote For Kate Gosselin.  The last sign was stapled to his nut sack.  The good part is this dramatically decreases his ability to procreate. The bad news is that it only decreases his chances to procreate and does not render him completely sterile.