Mommy Is Dancing For Her Money:

Frequent DSB punching bag Kate Gosselin spoke to People Magazine about her biggest fans: her eight children home here in PA. Gosselin said her children watch “with popcorn every week…and they say I look beautiful…” DSB reached out to the children’s publicist for comment. We were put on the phone with the oldest Gosselin, Cara. We asked what she thought of her Mommy strutting her stuff on Dancing With the Stars. Cara responded: “What’s a Mommy?”

Neo-Nazi Update:

Jesse James’ piece on the side Michelle “Bombshell” McGee issued an apology to Jesse’s soon to be ex-wife yesterday via an Australian television interview. Bombshell (surprisingly not her given name) stated: “I felt bad for Sandra…I know what she’s going through. She must be hurt, devastated, upset and embarrassed. I want to give her a heartfelt apology. Sandra, I’m sorry. I’m sorry for your embarrassment. I’m sorry all of this is public.” Bombshell went on to specifically not apologize to “Jews, Queers, and Negros…because I still hate them. But Sandra is white so I can tell her I am sorry.”

Walk of Shame:

Russell Crowe was recently awarded with a star on the World Famous Hollywood Walk of Fame. Timing could not be more perfect as Crowe has his new movie Robin Hood opening on May 14^th. DSB sent infrequent DSB contributor ZJ to cover the event. ZJ asked Crowe if he thought his “notoriously short fuse and temper contributed to his ability to ability to create a darker and more serious Robin Hood for the upcoming Ridley Scott film?" Crowe then assaulted ZJ who was taken to a local LA hospital. DSB still has not heard from ZJ. We hope he is ok, but we don’t expect a post anytime soon as ZJ is obviously still recovering.

Steven Seagal: Lawman Dirty Old Man:

                               
                                              It's an ancient Chinese sexual practice called "fisting"...

A former model named Kayden Nguyen has filed a lawsuit against human weapon-turned-actor-turned-reality TV star Steven Seagal claiming that she was treated like “a sex toy” after she was hired to be Seagal’s executive assistant. Nguyen who is 23 and can’t be found via Google images so we can comment on how hot this former model apparently is answered a Craigslist ad for an executive assistant job with Seagal’s production company. Nguyen also claims that Seagal kept two young Russian assistants on staff who were available to meet his sexual needs 24 hours a day, seven days a week. DSB reached out to Seagal’s production company for comment. When asked for comment Seagal’s publicist stated: “If you are responding to a job ad on Craigslist and your resume is made up entirely of bikini and semi-nude shots what did you expect to be doing? Complex litigation and accounting for a multi-million dollar conglomerate?”

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