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Gay Update
After fifty years of critically acclaimed work on Broadway, composer and lyricist Stephen Sondheim will receive a very rare honor when he'll have a Broadway theatre named after him. The recently renovated Henry Miller’s Theatre will be renamed the Stephen Sondheim Theatre. The newly named theater has 1,055 seats and resides on West 43rd Street between Broadway and Avenue of the Americas. I reached out to resident Broadway enthusiast Max Power for comment but he was too busy practicing his jazz hands. I will just assume that he approves of this move.
Gay Update #2
Rosie O’Donnell is reportedly positioning herself as a replacement for Oprah come September of 2011. O’Donnell has created a syndication development company and is preparing to launch a new talk show in late 2011 just as Oprah goes off the air. DSB reached out to O’Donnell’s camp to offer some advice as she begins her long journey back into TV. First, stop getting your hair done at Supercuts. Secondly, stop buying your clothes at K-Mart...Raymond figured it out: “K-Mart sucks.” Finally, try not to look and sound like an overbearing bitch when people talk to you. This can only help if you want a nationwide talk show.
M-I-C-K-E-Y…M-O-U-S-E
Miley Cyrus appeared on American Idol last night as she played mentor to the show's 11 contestants as they tackle the Billboard #1 hits. DSB had unprecedented access to the rehearsals for last night’s show and can report that Fox failed to air some of Miley's best “advice” to the contestants: “If your Dad was responsible for the country music version of the Macarena, you would sound much better.” “If you wanted to be a star, you should have gotten a contract from Disney as a toddler.” “What are you? 23? I can’t believe I am working with senior citizens.” “Two words: Auto-tune. It works for me!”
Will they try to make Wild Things 4 next?
Scream 4 has been confirmed to begin production this spring with horror director Wes Craven taking the helm as director. Neve Campbell, David Arquette and Courtney Cox will reprise their roles for the upcoming reboot of the successful Scream franchise. For a franchise that was so fresh and relevant in 1996, by the time the third movie dropped into theaters in 2000 I was done. Why exactly are they making a fourth iteration other than to try to reboot some failing careers? Campbell and Arquette’s careers have survived about as well (and as long) as the slutty blond of your typical slasher flick. Needless to say I think this will bomb at the box office.
Cocaine is a Hell of a Drug
Recently clips leaked of Marion Barry's upcoming reality TV show. Frankly I thought he already had a reality TV show back when the national news programs showed him buying cocaine from undercover officers, but apparently that did not count. So after getting hit with drug possession, tax evasion, DUI, stalking, and finally public corruption for a no bid contract with his girlfriend, Marion Barry is finally getting to tell his side of the story as TV cameras follow him thoughout his day as a DC City Councilman.
Thanks for coming and suckling Daddy's Sugar Ball...
Bearcat
After fifty years of critically acclaimed work on Broadway, composer and lyricist Stephen Sondheim will receive a very rare honor when he'll have a Broadway theatre named after him. The recently renovated Henry Miller’s Theatre will be renamed the Stephen Sondheim Theatre. The newly named theater has 1,055 seats and resides on West 43rd Street between Broadway and Avenue of the Americas. I reached out to resident Broadway enthusiast Max Power for comment but he was too busy practicing his jazz hands. I will just assume that he approves of this move.
Gay Update #2
Rosie O’Donnell is reportedly positioning herself as a replacement for Oprah come September of 2011. O’Donnell has created a syndication development company and is preparing to launch a new talk show in late 2011 just as Oprah goes off the air. DSB reached out to O’Donnell’s camp to offer some advice as she begins her long journey back into TV. First, stop getting your hair done at Supercuts. Secondly, stop buying your clothes at K-Mart...Raymond figured it out: “K-Mart sucks.” Finally, try not to look and sound like an overbearing bitch when people talk to you. This can only help if you want a nationwide talk show.
M-I-C-K-E-Y…M-O-U-S-E
Miley Cyrus appeared on American Idol last night as she played mentor to the show's 11 contestants as they tackle the Billboard #1 hits. DSB had unprecedented access to the rehearsals for last night’s show and can report that Fox failed to air some of Miley's best “advice” to the contestants: “If your Dad was responsible for the country music version of the Macarena, you would sound much better.” “If you wanted to be a star, you should have gotten a contract from Disney as a toddler.” “What are you? 23? I can’t believe I am working with senior citizens.” “Two words: Auto-tune. It works for me!”
Will they try to make Wild Things 4 next?
Scream 4 has been confirmed to begin production this spring with horror director Wes Craven taking the helm as director. Neve Campbell, David Arquette and Courtney Cox will reprise their roles for the upcoming reboot of the successful Scream franchise. For a franchise that was so fresh and relevant in 1996, by the time the third movie dropped into theaters in 2000 I was done. Why exactly are they making a fourth iteration other than to try to reboot some failing careers? Campbell and Arquette’s careers have survived about as well (and as long) as the slutty blond of your typical slasher flick. Needless to say I think this will bomb at the box office.
Cocaine is a Hell of a Drug
Recently clips leaked of Marion Barry's upcoming reality TV show. Frankly I thought he already had a reality TV show back when the national news programs showed him buying cocaine from undercover officers, but apparently that did not count. So after getting hit with drug possession, tax evasion, DUI, stalking, and finally public corruption for a no bid contract with his girlfriend, Marion Barry is finally getting to tell his side of the story as TV cameras follow him thoughout his day as a DC City Councilman.
Thanks for coming and suckling Daddy's Sugar Ball...
Bearcat
Posted by Bearcat at 3/24/2010 1:00 PM 
Categories: Entertainment News
Tags: Scream 4 American Idol Miley Cyrus Rosie O' Donnell Stephen Sondheim Marion Barry
Categories: Entertainment News
Tags: Scream 4 American Idol Miley Cyrus Rosie O' Donnell Stephen Sondheim Marion Barry
Rosie never looked better!
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