Blonde or Not?
If you've read any of the entertainment rags otherwise known as Us Weekly or People, you'll be familar with segments like "Who Wore it Best?" or "Fashion Police". Considering our wildly successful Entertainment News the DSB Way has made us a force in the showbiz game, we'd be remiss if we also didn't join in on the opinionated, shallow exercise of judging celebrities. So, now we give you our second installment of Blonde or Not? (here's the first) where we'll reveal pictures of stars and then Bearcat, ZJ, PJ, and Max Power will let loose with their judgments and no holds barred snark. Onto the pettiness and small-mindedness...
Scarlett Johansson...Blonde or Not?
Bearcat: Blonde…and with as much cleavage as possible.
Max: She's the real-life version of the chick in She's All That...watch The Horse Whisperer or Ghost World and tell me you had any inkling she'd become this. But only as a blonde is she va-va-va-voom.
PJ: Frankly Scarlett you should be a blonde, and I do give a damn!
DSB Consensus: Blonde
Jessica Alba...Blonde or Not?
PJ: Jessica Alba is a brunette! The blonde makes her look like Casper the "Washed Out" Ghost.
Max: If they would have kept her as a brunette, I would have been engorged to my entire Fantastic Four inches
ZJ: I get that she’s hot, but for me...her eyes are too far apart, like a goldfish. As a blonde, she looks like Nemo.
DSB Consensus: Not
Rachel McAdams...Blonde or Not?
Bearcat: A brunette…all the way
PJ: She should always remain a brunette. The blonde hair makes her ordinary and ordinary she is not.
ZJ: Infinitely cuter as a brunette. Rachel, DON’T MESS WITH NATURE!!!
DSB Consensus: Not
Lindsey Lohan...Blonde or Not?
Bearcat: She is a ginger. Lindsay has got red hair and her skin looks like she was catching shit through a screen door. Own it. Also she needs to put on 10 lbs so that she doesn’t look like she is doing coke 24/7 anymore.
ZJ: Better when she was jailbait and better when she was natural.
Max: This picture is the apex of Lohan...I'm shocked I didn't see her in the In Memoriam section of the Oscars telecast last night..
DSB Consensus: Not
Pink...Blonde or Not?
Bearcat: I refuse to vote on Pink…she is gross and putting her on the DSB webpage offends me on multiple levels. She is basically a dude.
ZJ: I’m with Bearcat on this one. Don’t let it happen again.
Max: You know how I know I'm gay? I think Pink is sexy...
PJ: I am scared of her. She literally scares me to death. I don't wish to comment on her hair color as I fear for my life.
DSB Consensus: Who knows...we never got that far
Thanks for coming and suckling Daddy's Sugar Ball...
Scarlett Johansson...Blonde or Not?
Bearcat: Blonde…and with as much cleavage as possible.
Max: She's the real-life version of the chick in She's All That...watch The Horse Whisperer or Ghost World and tell me you had any inkling she'd become this. But only as a blonde is she va-va-va-voom.
PJ: Frankly Scarlett you should be a blonde, and I do give a damn!
DSB Consensus: Blonde
Jessica Alba...Blonde or Not?
PJ: Jessica Alba is a brunette! The blonde makes her look like Casper the "Washed Out" Ghost.
Max: If they would have kept her as a brunette, I would have been engorged to my entire Fantastic Four inches
ZJ: I get that she’s hot, but for me...her eyes are too far apart, like a goldfish. As a blonde, she looks like Nemo.
DSB Consensus: Not
Rachel McAdams...Blonde or Not?
Bearcat: A brunette…all the way
PJ: She should always remain a brunette. The blonde hair makes her ordinary and ordinary she is not.
ZJ: Infinitely cuter as a brunette. Rachel, DON’T MESS WITH NATURE!!!
DSB Consensus: Not
Lindsey Lohan...Blonde or Not?
Bearcat: She is a ginger. Lindsay has got red hair and her skin looks like she was catching shit through a screen door. Own it. Also she needs to put on 10 lbs so that she doesn’t look like she is doing coke 24/7 anymore.
ZJ: Better when she was jailbait and better when she was natural.
Max: This picture is the apex of Lohan...I'm shocked I didn't see her in the In Memoriam section of the Oscars telecast last night..
DSB Consensus: Not
Pink...Blonde or Not?
Bearcat: I refuse to vote on Pink…she is gross and putting her on the DSB webpage offends me on multiple levels. She is basically a dude.
ZJ: I’m with Bearcat on this one. Don’t let it happen again.
Max: You know how I know I'm gay? I think Pink is sexy...
PJ: I am scared of her. She literally scares me to death. I don't wish to comment on her hair color as I fear for my life.
DSB Consensus: Who knows...we never got that far
Thanks for coming and suckling Daddy's Sugar Ball...
Posted by Max Power at 3/8/2010 2:00 PM 
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Tags: Lindsey Lohan Scarlett Johansson Pink Rachel McAdams Jessica Alba
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Tags: Lindsey Lohan Scarlett Johansson Pink Rachel McAdams Jessica Alba
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