The Snooze Button: 3/1

Every morning, DSB will give you a post entitled The Snooze Button.  Some sites will give you a Wake-Up Call or The Morning Meat...instead we give you just enough to occupy the first 9 minutes of your day.

Link o' the Day
Pissed off mother + 40 ounces of malt liquor + sword + school = one great link

Pic o' the Day


Doesn't this perfectly sum up NBC's two weeks of Olympics coverage?


Yesterday's Winner: Sidney Crosby


Sid the Kid furthered his young legacy with the game-winning goal in overtime of the gold medal game against the U.S. squad.  Canada exacted revenge for last week's upset loss to the Americans and closed out these Vancouver games with a thrilling victory.  No word on whether any Canadians taunted the losers by calling us "Shatner-stealing Mexico touchers".


Weekend's Loser: Cheryl Bernard


Canada's curling cougar faltered in the 10th and 11th ends of their gold medal match against Sweden.  In the 10th end, Bernard missed a simple takeout to allow the Swedish captain, Anette Norberg, a shot to score the needed two points to send the match into sudden death  Then in the 11th, she had the final shot at a double takeout that removed one but left the winning stone remaining in the house.


Song to Wake Up to:


Thanks for coming and suckling Daddy's Sugar Ball...

Posted by Max Power at 3/1/2010 8:30 AM
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Tags: Keep the Car Running gold medal game Curling Olympics coverage Arcade Fire NBC Sidney Crosby Cheryl Bernard
 

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