Time for Entertainment News as only DSB can bring it to you:

Crack is Wack:

                  
                                               Did somone say crack?

Charlie Sheen’s wife Brooke Mueller checked herself in to a Malibu rehab facility last week.  Reports are surfacing that Mueller is addicted to both alcohol and crack.  How exactly does a woman married to a member of Hollywood royalty and worth millions of dollars end up smoking crack?  DSB reached out to Sheen’s publicist for a statement and after multiple phone calls we were told that Mueller started doing crack after her husband made the switch from the silver screen to TV.  Sheen asked her to switch because her blow habit was based on movie money, not TV money.

You’re playing like Betty White out there:

               

Betty White has responded to an online facebook campaign to get her a hosting gig on Saturday Night Live by saying that she would be thrilled to host the show though she is mystified by the groundswell.  The campaign started shortly before White’s very funny Snickers Super Bowl commerical.  DSB reached out to Lorne Michaels for comment about the possibility of having White on the show and he responded that: “SNL is dedicated to having vapid and beautiful airheads host the show over individuals with comedic talent as it could possibly damage SNL's tradition of being unfunny and rarely relevant.”

In Elaborate Incestual Lesbian Scenario News:

                         
                       One of the funniest album covers of all time for me...

Chynna Phillips, the hot one from Wilson Phillips and half sister to consensual incest posterchild Mackenzie Phillips, has entered an undisclosed rehab facility for anxiety.  Mackenzie made a statement expressing her love and support for her sister as she deals with these problems.  DSB has also received an advance copy of a statement to be released later today from Mackenzie where she announces that not only did she have an incestual relationship with her dad but that she has also always had a deep desire to “lez out” with her sister and that it is not that big a deal because they are only half sisters anyway.

In “I’m desperately trying to remain relevant.” News:

                             
                Look at me, I am edgy... I gave you the finger... that means I am super edgy.

Avril Lavigne and Brody Jenner appear to be Hollywood’s hottest new couple.  Both D-List celebrities have been seen around town hanging out and the word is they are “hooking up but trying to keep it low key.”  Avril filed for divorce in October and Jenner recently broke up with Playboy Playmate Jayde Nicole.  DSB reached out to Lavigne’s publicist and asked about the possibility of a leaked sex tape between the two.  The soon-to-be-ex-publicist stated that they have been negotiating the lighting and number of positions and as soon as the parties have an agreement the tape should be leaked. 

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Bearcat