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I Love the Smell of Napalm in the Morning:
John Mayer opened up on his love life and past romances in the upcoming March issue of Playboy. While comparing former flame Jessica Simpson to a drug he said, “Sexually it was crazy…It was like napalm, sexual napalm. Did you ever say, 'I want to quit my life and just fucking snort you? If you charged me $10,000 to fuck you, I would start selling all my shit just to keep fucking you.’” I have nothing else to add that could ever top that quote.
Charlie Sheen is Busy Scheduling Lots of Appointments:
Rapper Lil Wayne’s jail sentence for gun possession was postponed due to scheduled dental work that his dentist had been unable to perform because he was out of the country. Seriously. When reached for comment by DSB, Lil Wayne said he was contemplating a number of other surgeries to delay his incarceration. He is looking into ACL replacement surgery, a quadruple heart bypass, and a sex change to become Lil Jane. He estimates these procedures and recoveries could take anywhere from two to four years to complete.
Randy Thought They Were Just Pitchy, Dawg:
The Philippines have banned karaoke versions of Frank Sinatra’s “My Way” after it was revealed that at least six people were killed in the last decade while performing the song. Apparently most of the killings took place when the discriminating crowds didn’t approve of the performances. DSB predicts shooting sprees in these same karaoke bars after they replace Sinatra with Lady GaGa’s current hits.
Britney > Dr. Phil:
Jamie Lynn Spears split from her supposed “boyfriend” Casey Aldridge and moved out of the house they shared together. Rumors have long existed that the then 16-year old Spears had a sexual relationship with a producer on her Nickelodeon show, Zoey 101, which resulted in her getting unexpectedly pregnant. Spears has wasted no time in grieving as she has already moved on and into a relationship with a 28-year old Louisiana businessman. Spears’ publicist let DSB know that Jamie Lynn is “just taking some time to sort things out and following her sister’s wise advice.”
Thanks for coming and suckling Daddy's Sugar Ball...
I Love the Smell of Napalm in the Morning:
John Mayer opened up on his love life and past romances in the upcoming March issue of Playboy. While comparing former flame Jessica Simpson to a drug he said, “Sexually it was crazy…It was like napalm, sexual napalm. Did you ever say, 'I want to quit my life and just fucking snort you? If you charged me $10,000 to fuck you, I would start selling all my shit just to keep fucking you.’” I have nothing else to add that could ever top that quote.
Charlie Sheen is Busy Scheduling Lots of Appointments:
Rapper Lil Wayne’s jail sentence for gun possession was postponed due to scheduled dental work that his dentist had been unable to perform because he was out of the country. Seriously. When reached for comment by DSB, Lil Wayne said he was contemplating a number of other surgeries to delay his incarceration. He is looking into ACL replacement surgery, a quadruple heart bypass, and a sex change to become Lil Jane. He estimates these procedures and recoveries could take anywhere from two to four years to complete.
Randy Thought They Were Just Pitchy, Dawg:
The Philippines have banned karaoke versions of Frank Sinatra’s “My Way” after it was revealed that at least six people were killed in the last decade while performing the song. Apparently most of the killings took place when the discriminating crowds didn’t approve of the performances. DSB predicts shooting sprees in these same karaoke bars after they replace Sinatra with Lady GaGa’s current hits.
Britney > Dr. Phil:
Jamie Lynn Spears split from her supposed “boyfriend” Casey Aldridge and moved out of the house they shared together. Rumors have long existed that the then 16-year old Spears had a sexual relationship with a producer on her Nickelodeon show, Zoey 101, which resulted in her getting unexpectedly pregnant. Spears has wasted no time in grieving as she has already moved on and into a relationship with a 28-year old Louisiana businessman. Spears’ publicist let DSB know that Jamie Lynn is “just taking some time to sort things out and following her sister’s wise advice.”
Thanks for coming and suckling Daddy's Sugar Ball...
Posted by Max Power at 2/10/2010 4:00 PM 
Categories: Entertainment News
Tags: Jamie Lynn Spears Jessica Simpson My Way killings Lil Wayne John Mayer
Categories: Entertainment News
Tags: Jamie Lynn Spears Jessica Simpson My Way killings Lil Wayne John Mayer
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