Once again it is time for Entertainment News as only DSB can bring it to you...

Guido Douchebag News:

              

MTV announced this week that the stars of Jersey Shore have re-signed for a second season of the Guido infused trainwreck.  The stars of the show were paid a $10,000 signing bonus and will be paid another 10K per episode.  Not bad money for just acting like the asshole your parents raised you to be.  MTV has alluded to the possibility of moving the shooting location from the Jersey Shore for the second season.  Apparently no one from MTV is old enough to remember New Coke.  If the show is titled Jersey Shore and gets its whole reason for being from the location and the people of that area (Ed. Note: The majority of these losers aren't even from NJ) then certainly the best idea is to move it someplace else.  This makes total sense to me.

In Shirtless News Not Involving Vince Young:

                                    

Russell Brand and Katy Perry recently announced they are engaged and plan to wed during this calendar year.  When the couple were asked if they would have any twists to the wedding, Brand responded that the entire ceremony would be done in the nude, "We are going to do the wedding naked! All the families will be naked."  DSB reached out to Brand’s publicist and offered some advice… Pick someplace warm and don’t invite the grandparents.

Two in the Pink...

                                      

I am not a fan of Pink.  I think she is manish and her music does nothing for me.  But her performance at the Grammy Awards was impressive.  Spinning on silk drapes and doing acrobatic moves while hanging from a height that could kill her without a net and still actually signing her hit song Glitter in the Air was quite a feat.  Following the performance Pink stated "[After that] I would say that no one ever has another excuse to lip sync…”  I could not agree more.  These days Britney Spears and “artists” of her ilk get a pass for syncing up because “It’s really hard to sing and dance.” Forget that most of these pop stars can’t hold a note without autotune… It is refreshing to see someone take pride in a performance where they are pushing the evelope and still doing the thing that actually got them there...singing.

Torn up:

                                   

78-year old Rip Torn was released on bail yesterday after being arrested for breaking into a Connecticut bank with a hand gun.  Yes, you read that correctly. The actor from Men in Black and Defending Your Life (a highly underrated movie) was arrested while stone drunk after breaking into a bank with a gun.  After getting bailed out, Torn entered a rehab facility to deal with his demons.  DSB (after gaining unprecedented access at the rehab facility) has determined that Rip Torn’s demons might actually be multiple personalities. They even have names:  Mud Dirt, Ouchy Boo-Boo, Blossom Flower (a little girl) and Wasted Drunk are the friends living in Rip Torn’s head.

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