The Snooze Button: 1/27

Every morning, DSB will give you a post entitled The Snooze Button.  Some sites will give you a Wake-Up Call or The Morning Meat...instead we give you just enough to occupy the first 9 minutes of your day.

Atlanta Hawks coach Mike Woodson channeling Uncle Leo for reasons unknown
Courtesy of our friends at The Sports Hernia Blog

Winner of the Day: Bill Mazeroski


According to Dejan Kovacevic on the PBC Blog, the Pittsburgh Pirates will reveal plans for a statue of Maz to be added to PNC Park this coming season.  The commission and unveiling of the statue will coincide with the 50th anniversary of his winning home run in the 1960 World Series.  There are already three statues (Stargell, Clemente, Wagner) and only one entrance that doesn't have one...fortuitously, that entrance is the one at Mazeroski Way.  No official word has come yet regarding the design or a location.  But how can the Pirates not have it be of him circling the bases for his historic home run and located at the aforementioned entrance?

Loser of the Day: Duanal Jones


A little over a month ago, the San Francisco Giants signed a $1.3M deal with Jones, a Dominican third base prospect.  According to ESPN's Jorge Arangure, the Giants yesterday voided the contract after Jones failed a drug test administered by the team.  Do you hear that sound?  Yep, that's a seven-figure deal being flushed down the toilet.

Link o' the Day

Brandon over at Ramblings of the Unmotivated proves that Benny Hill goes better with EVERYTHING.

SAT Analogy Quiz:

Adam Duritz of the Counting Crows : Rock Music ::          ???          : Baseball

Answer: Brad Penny...after previous high-profile relationships with Alyssa Milano and Eliza Dushku, Penny is currently dating Dancing with the Stars dancer Karina Smirnoff.  How the hell does this fat fuck keep getting Grade A ass?


Song to Wake Up to:


Thanks for coming and suckling Daddy's Sugar Ball...

Posted by Max Power at 1/27/2010 2:00 AM
Categories: uncategorized
Tags: Beastie Boys Adam Duritz Benny Hill San Francisco Giants Eliza Dushku Mike Woodson Karina Smirnoff The Sports Hernia Blog Duanal Jones Yakety Sax Ramblings of the Unmotivated Bill Mazeroski Brad Penny Alyssa Milano Sabatoge
 

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