Entertainment News The DSB Way…
Time for another look at the world of Entertainment News as only DSB can bring you...
Jett Travolta and L. Ron Told Him To Help Haiti:
I am John Travolta and I bring you Scientology...
Now kiss this photo of L. Ron or another quake will further destroy your island nation!!!
John Travolta spent his Monday flying his own jet to Haiti to aid in the relief effort. Travolta flew four tons of supplies as well as several doctors and Scientology ministers. A news report even shows that Scientology ministers are laying hands on the injured telling them that they can heal their nervous systems just by their touch… Disgusting. The people of Haiti need real help, not charlatans. Travolta let Scientology shorten his son’s life - - he should not be allowing it to potentially do the same to others.
In the Getting Screwed Department:
DSB would like to thank the Department of Justice. Yesterday, the people that oversee anti-trust matters approved the merger betweenTicketBastard TicketMaster and Live Nation. The country’s largest ticket seller and the nation’s largest concert promoter are now one goliath of a company. It is almost like the DoJ looked at U2 ticket prices and thought they were too low. I stopped going to concerts a long time ago due to the insane cost. I am pretty sure the chances of me ever going to see a big name band in concert just went to zero. I mean is there any business that has a stronger history of anti-consumer behavior than TicketMaster? Just another reason to hate the music industry…I see absolutely no way in which this benefits consumers. I would have expected more from this Adminstration's Department of Justice... Thanks for screwing us.
What You Talking 'Bout Jarrod Clarke?
I ain't got no bail money... I spent it all on hamburgers.
Gary Coleman was released from a Utah County jail on Monday after a fan of Diff’rent Strokes bailed him out. Jarrod Clarke put up 1725 bucks to get Coleman out of the pokie. Coleman was arrested over the weekend after police arrived in response to a domestic disturbance call and determined that Coleman had a bench warrant for his arrest. DSB contacted Coleman for response on Jarrod Clarke’s kind act. Coleman responded that he was scared that Clarke might have owned a bicycle shop and was offering him beer.
Violence Against Women Is Wrong... Thankfully Snookie Is Not A Woman:
MTV is currently in contract negotiations with the staff of its hit reality show Jersey Shore. Reports have been floated around that the cast wants the same money as the cast of The Hills is taking in and that they are also taking a Friends-style “all for one, one for all” approach to negotiations. It is almost like they think they can’t be replaced. Jersey is chuck full of Guido douche bags that are willing to offer up their hand me down Escalades just so that they can pimp the hair gel/fake tan looks on cable. The only question is can they take a punch like Snookie?
Thanks for coming and suckling on Daddy's Sugar Ball...
Bearcat
Jett Travolta and L. Ron Told Him To Help Haiti:
I am John Travolta and I bring you Scientology...
Now kiss this photo of L. Ron or another quake will further destroy your island nation!!!
John Travolta spent his Monday flying his own jet to Haiti to aid in the relief effort. Travolta flew four tons of supplies as well as several doctors and Scientology ministers. A news report even shows that Scientology ministers are laying hands on the injured telling them that they can heal their nervous systems just by their touch… Disgusting. The people of Haiti need real help, not charlatans. Travolta let Scientology shorten his son’s life - - he should not be allowing it to potentially do the same to others.
In the Getting Screwed Department:
DSB would like to thank the Department of Justice. Yesterday, the people that oversee anti-trust matters approved the merger between
What You Talking 'Bout Jarrod Clarke?
I ain't got no bail money... I spent it all on hamburgers.
Gary Coleman was released from a Utah County jail on Monday after a fan of Diff’rent Strokes bailed him out. Jarrod Clarke put up 1725 bucks to get Coleman out of the pokie. Coleman was arrested over the weekend after police arrived in response to a domestic disturbance call and determined that Coleman had a bench warrant for his arrest. DSB contacted Coleman for response on Jarrod Clarke’s kind act. Coleman responded that he was scared that Clarke might have owned a bicycle shop and was offering him beer.
Violence Against Women Is Wrong... Thankfully Snookie Is Not A Woman:
MTV is currently in contract negotiations with the staff of its hit reality show Jersey Shore. Reports have been floated around that the cast wants the same money as the cast of The Hills is taking in and that they are also taking a Friends-style “all for one, one for all” approach to negotiations. It is almost like they think they can’t be replaced. Jersey is chuck full of Guido douche bags that are willing to offer up their hand me down Escalades just so that they can pimp the hair gel/fake tan looks on cable. The only question is can they take a punch like Snookie?
Thanks for coming and suckling on Daddy's Sugar Ball...
Bearcat
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