Yesterday's DSB Winner & Loser
We're going to try something new here and see how it goes for a couple of days. Every morning we'll give you a recap of what happened yesterday by giving you the DSB Winner and Loser. Drop us a line and let us know what you think.
"It's not whether you win or lose...it's how drunk you get.”
- Homer Simpson
Winner: Conan O'Brien
Conan's living the American Dream...he's getting paid millions of dollars to leave his job and not work again until at least next September. Yesterday, NBC agreed to pay O'Brien and his staff to the tune of $45M to just go away and to do it quickly as today will be his last appearance as the Tonight Show host. Between NBC's impatience and mishandling of the situation and Leno's backroom machinations, Conan became a sympathetic figure in the late night talk show drama. Unfortunately for the rest of us, we're stuck with the unfunny chin again starting in March after the Olympics.
Loser: Steven Tyler (on the left)
What the hell has happened to Aerosmith frontman Steven Tyler? He's currently in rehab for an addiction to painkillers...the dude really looks like a lady...and yesterday it was reported that the rest of the group is planning on holding auditions to replace him as lead singer of the rock dinosaurs. The rest of the band wants to tour this year heading into next (their 40th as a band), but Tyler's current absence and impending foot and leg surgeries will sideline him for the foreseeable future. Guitarist Joe Perry did not disclose whether the change would be permanent or only temporary. It's pretty bad when a group that's been as irrelevant as Aerosmith has been for the last 15 years kicks out their most recognizable member.
Thanks for coming and suckling Daddy's Sugar Ball...
"It's not whether you win or lose...it's how drunk you get.”
- Homer Simpson

Winner: Conan O'Brien
Conan's living the American Dream...he's getting paid millions of dollars to leave his job and not work again until at least next September. Yesterday, NBC agreed to pay O'Brien and his staff to the tune of $45M to just go away and to do it quickly as today will be his last appearance as the Tonight Show host. Between NBC's impatience and mishandling of the situation and Leno's backroom machinations, Conan became a sympathetic figure in the late night talk show drama. Unfortunately for the rest of us, we're stuck with the unfunny chin again starting in March after the Olympics.

Loser: Steven Tyler (on the left)
What the hell has happened to Aerosmith frontman Steven Tyler? He's currently in rehab for an addiction to painkillers...the dude really looks like a lady...and yesterday it was reported that the rest of the group is planning on holding auditions to replace him as lead singer of the rock dinosaurs. The rest of the band wants to tour this year heading into next (their 40th as a band), but Tyler's current absence and impending foot and leg surgeries will sideline him for the foreseeable future. Guitarist Joe Perry did not disclose whether the change would be permanent or only temporary. It's pretty bad when a group that's been as irrelevant as Aerosmith has been for the last 15 years kicks out their most recognizable member.
Thanks for coming and suckling Daddy's Sugar Ball...


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