Is the planet shaking or is it just me?
Here at Daddy's Sugar Ball, we usually turn to Donnie Douche' when we need gambling advice...instead, the Douche' wants to use this space today to share a little bit about himself and hopefully teach you something in the process.
Many of you have inquired how I, Donnie Douche’, stay so full of life and so full of energy. Now many of you are guessing coke, amphetamines, MDMA, nicotine, and pretty much any stimulant you can think of...but you’re wrong! It’s the pursuit of the perfect cup of COFFEE!!!!!
You see, I love having coffee! I can take coffee in the morning when I first get up! I can take coffee as an afternoon delight! I can snuggle up to the idea of some great coffee right before I go to bed at night! I like coffee when I am laying down! I like coffee when I am standing! Hell, I love coffee while I am in the shower! This Douche’ knows his coffee and sometimes I like two cups at once!
What makes coffee so great? Easy! It’s versatile! It’s flavorful! It’s hot! There are so many ways to drink coffee! Some of you may like coffee with a lot of cream in it! Some of us have a sweet tooth and like our coffee with a little sugar! I recommend you try your coffee all of these ways and even try it black if you get the chance! Coffee comes in all different shapes and sizes. You can get the regular coffee mug! You can get a small quickie shot of espresso! You can go for the Venti! 
This is the one that takes some time and is almost a little too hot to start and then it is just right and you can settle in to a nice rhythm sipping from the cup! The only problem here is that it may get a little cool if you don’t finish in a decent amount of time! The Grande seems to be the most popular choice for coffee aficionados. This is the perfect coffee in terms of time and hotness! This coffee takes about twenty to twenty five minutes to finish and is pretty hot from beginning to end!
Not only are there different ways to take your coffee, but coffee comes from all over the world and each different country brings a little something special to the coffee table! A lot of great coffee comes from South America. They love their coffee! South American coffee is a lot of fun! It is rich and bold and they are willing to try almost anything with their beans in order to produce fantastic coffee!
Hawaiian coffee is special! Not as dark as most South American brands, but it offers a little Polynesian flavor mixed with some Asian charm! Some of you may be wondering what Asians bring to the coffee table as they drink mostly tea. Tea is fine some of the time, but a good romp with some coffee is always the best way to go! Europeans put their own spin on coffee as well. They have come up with the frothy, steamy, milky rich whipped coffees that whenever you seem to be tied up and kept down, jolt you right into shape as if it were a big smack on the ass! We here in the U.S. have made iced coffee a popular thing. If you haven’t tried adding a little ice to your coffee experience, I recommend you do so and it will not only be enjoyed by you, but your coffee drinking partner as well!
Coffee can add so much to a relationship as well. If you have just had a big fight. . .make up with good coffee! If things are getting a little boring in life. . .change what you add to your coffee and try new things! And if things aren’t working out. . .try some strange coffee and see how that works for you! The one thing you don’t want in a relationship is bad coffee! Find the coffee that works for you and constantly try new way to enjoy your coffee!!
Like I said, “I Love COFFEE!” I want coffee morning, noon, and night! I think about coffee all of the time! Coffee! Coffee! COFFEEEEE!!!!!!
Thanks for coming and suckling Daddy's Sugar Ball...
Many of you have inquired how I, Donnie Douche’, stay so full of life and so full of energy. Now many of you are guessing coke, amphetamines, MDMA, nicotine, and pretty much any stimulant you can think of...but you’re wrong! It’s the pursuit of the perfect cup of COFFEE!!!!!
You see, I love having coffee! I can take coffee in the morning when I first get up! I can take coffee as an afternoon delight! I can snuggle up to the idea of some great coffee right before I go to bed at night! I like coffee when I am laying down! I like coffee when I am standing! Hell, I love coffee while I am in the shower! This Douche’ knows his coffee and sometimes I like two cups at once!
This is the one that takes some time and is almost a little too hot to start and then it is just right and you can settle in to a nice rhythm sipping from the cup! The only problem here is that it may get a little cool if you don’t finish in a decent amount of time! The Grande seems to be the most popular choice for coffee aficionados. This is the perfect coffee in terms of time and hotness! This coffee takes about twenty to twenty five minutes to finish and is pretty hot from beginning to end! Not only are there different ways to take your coffee, but coffee comes from all over the world and each different country brings a little something special to the coffee table! A lot of great coffee comes from South America. They love their coffee! South American coffee is a lot of fun! It is rich and bold and they are willing to try almost anything with their beans in order to produce fantastic coffee!
Hawaiian coffee is special! Not as dark as most South American brands, but it offers a little Polynesian flavor mixed with some Asian charm! Some of you may be wondering what Asians bring to the coffee table as they drink mostly tea. Tea is fine some of the time, but a good romp with some coffee is always the best way to go! Europeans put their own spin on coffee as well. They have come up with the frothy, steamy, milky rich whipped coffees that whenever you seem to be tied up and kept down, jolt you right into shape as if it were a big smack on the ass! We here in the U.S. have made iced coffee a popular thing. If you haven’t tried adding a little ice to your coffee experience, I recommend you do so and it will not only be enjoyed by you, but your coffee drinking partner as well!Like I said, “I Love COFFEE!” I want coffee morning, noon, and night! I think about coffee all of the time! Coffee! Coffee! COFFEEEEE!!!!!!
Thanks for coming and suckling Daddy's Sugar Ball...
Woah, wait a minute. Up to 25 minutes to finish a cup of coffee? Does your vagina get sore from all the sand in it?
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