Time again for your weekly dose of Entertainment News as only DSB can bring it to you...

You Are Old and Everyone Has Already Defined Your Career:
                                    
                                       Her most important gift to America was a haircut 
                                        no hair dresser could reproduce: "The Rachel"

Apparently Jennifer Aniston is in a huff over being introduced to the Golden Globes' stage as “Rachel from Friends.”  Not sure why she was so pissed.  Is there anything that she has done since that show went off the air that is worth mentioning?  She was John Mayer’s plaything for a while, so I guess that counts as something.  DSB suggests that next time she should be introduced as that 40 year old woman John Mayer used to bang. She might like that one better.

This Makes Bumble Bee Guy Muy Triste:
                

Glenn Bell, the man who founded the Taco Bell franchise, died over the weekend.  As this moment of mourning passes over the Mexican fast food franchises, all locations will rename the five layer burrito "The Glenn".  Also, DSB has learned that Glenn Bell will be put to rest inside a six foot tall hot sauce packet.

I'm a Doctor Damn It, not a Paparazzi!
                    
                    Heidi and Spencer upon hearing that Glenn Bell had passed 
                   quickly drove to the nearest Taco Bell to honor the fallen Taco King...

Heidi Montag has recently returned to the spotlight after taking some time off from walking around doing nothing and having cameras take pictures of her. Her time away from the spotlight was to allow for her to have her face and body “tweaked” and by “tweaked” she means 10 plastic surgeries over the course of 10 hours. Heidi appeared on Good Morning America to defend against accusations that she is “addicted to going under the knife.”  DSB reached out to Heidi’s publicist for further comment but we were informed that she was busy scheduling to have her kneecaps “shaped”, her toes “sculpted” and her philtrum reduced to look younger.  DSB suggested that the surgeon consider removing Heidi’s head from her ass to improve her looks.

Finally we have Christina Hendricks at this year's Golden Globes...

                                    

Thanks for coming and suckling on Daddy’s Sugar Ball…
Bearcat