Blonde or Not?

If you've read any of the entertainment rags otherwise known as Us Weekly or People, you'll be familar with segments like "Who Wore it Best?" or "Fashion Police". Considering our wildly successful Entertainment News the DSB Way has made us a force in the showbiz game, we'd be remiss if we also didn't join in on the opinionated, shallow exercise of judging celebrities. So, we give you our first installment of Blonde or Not? where we'll reveal pictures of stars and then Bearcat, ZJ, and Max Power will let loose with their judgments and no holds barred snark. Onto the pettiness and small-mindedness...

Jessica Biel...Blonde or Not?



ZJ: As a blonde, she looks washed out; but as a brunette, she's a force to be reckoned with. Grrr!!
Max: I'm pretty sure her boyfriend, Justin Timberlake, is not thinking of her as a blonde when he has to hold up that box with only his junk.
DSB Consensus: Not

Anna Faris...Blonde or Not?



Bearcat: Blonde...is this even a question?
ZJ: Ten times sexier with blonde hair...and blue contacts.
Max: Are they really the same girl or is the one on the right an evil twin that lives beneath the stairs?
DSB Consensus: Blonde

Christina Aguilera...Blonde or Not?



Bearcat: (From? Pittsburgh!)...Definitely blonde and post boob job.
ZJ: Although she's irrelevant nowadays, she shouldn't even consider any color other than blonde.
Max: She's gone from a virginal genie to a dirrrrty girl to a '40s pinup...all roads lead back to blonde.
DSB Consensus: Blonde

Victoria Beckham aka Posh Spice...Blonde or Not?



Bearcat: She can wear any hair style or color. Her hair could be blue with orange streaks and it would be hot.
ZJ: Surprisingly she pulls off both the blonde and the non-blonde looks. I'll take both, preferably served in a warm bath towel.
DSB Consensus: Pick 'Em

Amy Winehouse...Blonde or Not?



Bearcat: Would you define those colors as Free Basing Yellow and Black Tar Heroin or Meth White and Crack Pipe Resin Brown?
Max: Budd Dwyer had the right idea
DSB Consensus: There's not enough beer in the world

Thanks for coming and suckling Daddy's Sugar Ball...

Posted by Max Power at 1/13/2010 9:00 AM
Categories: uncategorized
Tags: Christina Aguilera Anna Faris Amy Winehouse Victoria Beckham Posh Spice Jessica Biel
 

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