Here is the latest in Entertainment News as only DSB can bring to you:

Do You Think His Penis Is Tired Yet?

                                                    
                                  I pick up tons of chicks with my Wrist Watch 2-Way Radio

A new book by Peter Biskind called Star: How Warren Beatty Seduced America estimates that the 72-year old Beatty (who has quite the Hollywood reputation for being a ladies man) has slept with 12,775 women.  If you calculated that over just the past 52 years that equals 245 individual liaisons a year...that does not count the times you go back for seconds. DSB has been in touch with the actor’s publicist who has promised to have Beatty call us back once he was done scheduling his 2010 list of women he plans to bang.  (Hey, a guy with this much tail has to plan accordingly.)

From The “I Thought They Were Dead Department”:

                                             
                   Say what you want about Donald... but his daughter is down right hot.

The cast of the third season of Celebrity Apprentice has just been announced and DSB is first to handicap some of this seasons favorites: Darryl Strawberry, is hoping for a cocaine distribution challenge where he can blow the competition away (4-1); Bret Michaels is hoping for a challenge that lets him exploit his vast knowledge how to best deal with skanks and common trailer park thrash (3-1); Rod Blagojevich will be putting his Chicago-style politics and tactics to work and early word is he is attempting to sell his spot on the show to the highest bidder because it is “fucking golden.” (32-1); Sinbad who is listed as a comedian for some reason has the longest odds at 50-1; former wrestler Bill Goldberg is hoping for a challenge where he can show off his exceptional talents in dog training (he likes to employ pile driving and flying elbows from the top rope… kind of like a slightly more violent Dog Whisperer) (5-1); Cyndi Lauper will be letting her True Colors shine through as she just wants to have fun and will be making a early exit (20-1); and former Olympian Summer Sanders will have the whole world asking “Who the fuck is Summer Sanders and why is she on Celebrity Apprentice?” (18-1).

More Shirtless News Not Involving Vince Young:

                                            
                                                              I told you I don't own a shirt...

Matthew McConaughey (who fucking hates shirts) announced over the weekend the birth of a second child with long-time girl friend/sometimes model Camila Alves. The baby girl weighed in at seven pounds and seven ounces and both women are apparently doing well.  McConaughey has been quoted as saying that he is “Proud to have made a baby girl."...Nice one.  DSB contacted McConaughey for further comment on the birth of his baby girl.  He asked us if we had a brought a joint to celebrate the birth.  We forgot to bring one to which McConaughey said “would have been a lot cooler if you did.”

Too Much Tequila Can Kill You:

                           
                                              I got nothing to say... this just looks F-ed up.

On Monday, Casey Johnson (socialite and heiress to the Johnson & Johnson mega-fortune) was found dead in her LA home.  The 30-year old Johnson had recently announced her engagement to MySpace.com and reality TV tramp Tila Tequila.  Via her Twitter account Ms. Tequila stated: "I can't stop these haunting visions of her and I," and "We made such a lovely couple, only beginning to spend the rest of our lives together..."  When asked by DSB for comment on the recent passing of the future billionaire, Tequila's former lover Shawne Merriman said “God deliverers the ultimate Lights Out…” 

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