Here is the latest in Entertainment News as only DSB can bring you…

Long Island Lolita Lohan:

                                                
                                                        This shirt screams: Fuck Yeah!

Michael Lohan was picked up by police in Southampton NY for violating a 2005 protection from abuse (PFA).  Lindsay Lohan’s dad will be charged with criminal contempt for the PFA violation and in a separate and unusual charge he will be arraigned for being Michael Lohan.  Both are misdemeanors but the Long Island community is pushing for the second charge to be upgraded to a capital crime.

Mom of the Year Award:

                                           

Courtney Love recently lost guardianship of her 17 year old daughter Frances Bean Cobain.  Love reportedly was shocked by the court ruling as she assumed that she had traded Francis for an eight ball of heroin back during her mid-summer blackout of 2006.

Shout Out To A Long Time DSB Army Member: The Future King of England

                                             
                                          She is really excited to be on DSB...

In a highly surprising leak from Windsor Castle, an official royal document outlines the transition of power from Queen Elizabeth to Prince William.  This move cements William as the next King of England and has begun to raise speculation regarding long time Prince of Wales girlfriend Kate Middleton.  DSB would like to reach out to long time reader Prince William and point to the recent events surrounding Tiger Woods as evidence that the Prince should avoid marriage.  Being the King of England is a killer pick up line in the clubs.  You can pull tons of tail with that title.

In Shirtless News Not Pertaining to Vince Young:

                                                 

The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame announced this morning that Iggy Pop’s The Stooges, ABBA and Genesis are to be enshrined come March of 2010.  When told of his impending induction Iggy ripped off his shirt and announced that this was his proudest moment since appearances in season three of Star Trek: Deep Space Nine and The Crow: City of Angels. 

Vaginal Delivery:

                               

Yesterday, Kourtney Kardashian gave birth to a boy; Mason Dash Disick.  Kim Kardashian twittered the news and stated that she was “So excited to be an aunt!”  It is good to know that the Kardashian girls are still able to find new ways to make news with their vaginas.

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