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The Second Third Fourth Time's The Charm:
                                              
Tom Arnold got hitched over the weekend for the fourth time.  Arnold married Ashley Groussman who’s occupation is listed as “home organizer.”  WTF is a home organizer?  A maid?  The event was described by guests as being a “vintage Oriental-style wedding.”  What this story needs is more cryptic descriptions of the couple and the event.  Apparently, the bride chanted Buddhist prayers during the ceremony and then sang karaoke at the reception.  DSB would like to note for the record that the former Mr. Roseanne Barr has at least made a minimal upgrade from his first marriage.
 
Avatar 3 to be released in 2029:
                                                       
                                       I will be back in 10 years... hopefully with a better hair cut.
 
Word has recently leaked that Sam Worthington signed on for an Avatar trilogy with James Cameron and that there potentially could be two more Avatar films in the future.  Given the exceedingly long timeline (glaciers have a shorter lifespan) in creating the first movie expect the release dates to be Summer of 2019 for Avatar 2: The Return For More Cash and Fall/Winter 2029 for Avatar 3: The Phantom Product Placement.  When asked about the long time line for the movies Cameron stated that he just wants to make sure that “…they are done right.”  Of course… it’s not like you want to rush them.
 
Awesom-O 2000 told me to do it:
                              
 
Three boys in Southern California were arrested for bullying red headed students on what was claimed to be “Kick a Ginger Day.” The 12 and 13 year olds got the idea for picking on red haired freckled kids from an episode of South Park.  No word on whether a plot was foiled where Scott Tenorman’s parents were fed to the youth in an attempt to fully grasp Titus Andronicus for an upcoming English class pop quiz.

I hate getting heaps of praise and lots of money:
                                                 
In a December Men's Journal interview, Alec Baldwin stated that he has lost interest in acting and that he considers his film career to be a failure. To quote him: "I consider my entire movie career a complete failure…The goal of movie-making is to star in a film where your performance drives the film, and the film is either a soaring critical or commercial success, and I never had that.”  Boo-fucking-hoo! It must be tough living on your eight figure net worth.  You are only one of the most recognizable faces in Hollywood.  I can see how you feel like a complete failure.  I would take my Oscar nominated ass to the retirement home pronto too if I was only collecting millions of dollars from 30 Rock and the few movies to which I provide a supporting role.  He really is a failure when you compare his career to his that of his hugely successful brothers.  I totally get this.

Because they don’t make stripper heels for a three year old:
                                        
                                                              L. Ron Hubbard wants to look pretty...

Recently Suri Cruise (3 years old) was photographed wearing high heeled shoes. Forget about the medical consequences (shortening of the Achilles tendon) that little girl has to look like the million dollar princess and future leader of a world wide cult religion that she is.  What L. Ron Hubbard Suri wants Suri gets.  And L. Ron wants to wear high heeled shoes that make her feel pretty. 

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